melon twist 

(Easy A)

It's like this backwards type..yeah

G: What's a melon twist?
B: It's like this backwards type thing with the…
G: Ugghh how do i not know this!

melon twist by Nockalockarrr@ June 20, 2011

melonkop 

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time

melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains

melonkop by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011

MelonBaller 

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

MelonBaller by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

Melon bean 

A girl with a clitoris the size of a watermelon

Ew her clit is the size of a melon bean

Melon bean by The lesbian toe November 27, 2019

melona boy 

A melona boy is someone who is a bright and intelligent person, mainly used for males, and are top of their cohort.

Nathaniel over there is the melona boy of our school.

melona boy by eojwnef apsinfw asof a owenf August 10, 2020

melon juice :3 

THE BEST YOUTUBE ANIMATOR!!

(Love her, 10/10)
(Also probably pretty)

"hey henry, look at this new animator I found! Her name is Melon Juice :3"

melon juice :3 by Angel 👹 May 17, 2021

Melony

Someone who only eats fucking melons

U fucking melony

Melony by Smart kid 2 3 4 LUKE July 31, 2021