maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Dirty Maple

One who should get back with there ex
And/or when a couple applies maple syrup as lubricant for inter course

“Man they were so good together they should just pull a dirty maple” or “ We didn’t have anything else so we did a dirty maple, pretty sticky dog”

by Dison fan April 3, 2025

Maple

One the sweetest man there exists, he’s sweet and caring and you can always trust him and he’ll always be there

Maple is the best brother you can have

by Alxoss February 24, 2022

Maple Leafs

The Maple Leaf's are an original 6 national hockey league teauhh help me uhchhhh I'm chocking uhchchchjchjchjc ˚¨ßczgnr ikfsykajcFNU

The Maple Leafs really blew a 3-1 series lead to the Montreal Canadians

by Leafsman1967 June 1, 2021

Maple

I person that gets no girl and eats food and like balls in their mouth and their dad is their boss.

maple

by billfog October 9, 2023

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.

John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.

by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019