trump lump

A absolutely useless person that just hangs around like dead weight and no one wants to be around.

He didn't even lift a finger to help. What a Trump lump!!

by AnneP May 3, 2018

little bit lumpy

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'

i blew one that was a little bit lumpy

hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

sugar lump

Currency mainly used in Uganda. Many histoians speculate that the Falklands war was due to a sugar lump.

Hairy Native: Hoo much da Donkey?
Hairier Native: 12 Sugar lumps, and soom fudge from ya daughter.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.

"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."

by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008

plumpa lumpa

A fat man who dresses up in bright orange. He is obese and women are repulsed by his site. He dresses in bright orange to get attention.

Look at that fat plumpa lumpa over there. Looks like he has to pay women to keep him company.

by salvatore vitale's son's mot December 24, 2008

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Lady Lumps

Another term for boobies. It is referencing the fact that boobs are lumpy and only ladies have them

Get you to love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my lovely lady lumps

by ilikewordsinthissite May 2, 2019