Loser

Technically, if you think about it, à slave......

Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.

Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.

by the_fruitarian March 15, 2022

Sore loser

Donald Trump

“Cmon, you lost. Stop being a sore loser like Donald Trump”

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 7, 2020

loserian

A member of a group of losers.

He is but a loserian; just one other worthless fellow living on welfare.

by NewYorkDude June 23, 2004

loser zoo

The display of assorted stuffed animals beneath the rear window of a car.

grandmas, Plymouth Dusters, late for bingo, displayin' their loser zoo with pride.

by TSP May 10, 2006

LOSER

A man that says " I DO" without a prenuptial agreement.

friend 1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"

husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"

by FernandoA4 December 6, 2013

loserdom

kindom of losers. A state of meaninglessness.

That druggy is a slave to loserdom.

by Mattteo April 22, 2006

loserific

being great at losing.

He fails at everything he does. He is loserific.

by NorCal August 11, 2005