ben logic

When somebody attempts to be smart and come up with a logical explanation, but the "logic" is missing obvious facts and the explanation is flawed.

Ben: Invincible units in games take more memory than units that you can kill because the programers have to tell the game to not let them die.

Brent: No, an invincible unit would require less memory because the unit would be invincible due to not adding in information about the health status of the unit. It would be similar to a model such as a table or tree that is non-destructable, except that an invincible unit would be animated and be able to move around.

Ben: No because... (continues to try and explain why the idea would be true)

Brent:... meh, stupid ben logic.

by 22ice April 18, 2006

logipwned

To be made a fool by an incredible display of logic.

Fred: "I did not lie!"
Hank: "What did you even say?"
Fred: "I can't remember."
George: "Dude you just got logipwned."

by King O Spin January 6, 2008

logic sticks

stupid people who don't know how to say logistics

Mustafa says logic sticks

by Owenharris12 March 3, 2014

Logic

The best rapper ever

Person 1:do you like logic
Person 2: no
Person 1: then you don’t have a taste in music

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

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pub logic

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"

by RightSaidJames June 25, 2008

Contra-Logical

Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.

The girl in the fishnets isn't a prostitute? That's completely contra-logical.

by Organe April 24, 2009