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Liberals

Liberals
Hateful term applied to anyone smarter than George Dubya. If it weren't for liberals slavery would still be completely acceptable. Liberals are often called Un-American for having common sense. Apparently Common sense is now only a European trait. Often picked on and despised for questioning questionable leadership as if we should follow our leader (reguardless of who) off a bridge without question. Liberals are despised for thinking for themselves as Republicans always blame the non-existant "liberal media" for the problems and turn to Fox news for their daily intake of rightwing bullshit which they like to call "fair and balanced"
Liberal: I voted for John Kerry because I think he's more qualified to lead our country.

Moron: You're Un-American
Source: Aaron, Mar 29, 2005

Wait,"SMARTER THAN BUSH"? LMFAO!!!!!

If liberals are so much smarter than Bush then how come Bush is the one who won the election? How come Republicans won so big?
I guess you liberals aren't as smart as you think you are because Bush appears to be smarter than all of you! ROFLMAO!!
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Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh
Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.
by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007
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Liberals

An ideological group driven by emotion rather than reason. Truly believe they're intellectually superior to everyone else, much to the amusement of everyone else.
Conservatives/Independents/Libertarians: We really can't afford to buy everyone in the United States a house, car, and private jet.

Liberals: Think of the children!1!!!1!
by RO191 June 14, 2010
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Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)
Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears
by Joe Luis March 24, 2021
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Faux-liberal

Someone who constantly talks about their liberal viewpoints to overcompensate for other things. These people say they are liberals but don't believe in equal rights for women, own guns, or have other traditionally conservative viewpoints.
Rob, you are such a faux-liberal.
by lasagna89 August 22, 2012
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Liberal Media

The red herring to end all red herrings.
"Breaking News tonight as the GOP has called for deregulation of the straw man industry..."
by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005
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Liberals

Fuck Liberals! They suck AIDS-infected homo balls!
That's a fact, Jack!
by damyankee April 17, 2005
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