Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

lantern-sessed

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.

Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.

by anonymous September 22, 2018

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

ass lantern

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

Saint Francis Lancers

the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.

Those Saint Francis Lancers are the best kids around.

by beach lover May 27, 2009

lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

by teabag September 25, 2007