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Lancer

Comes from a long line of Brittains. Often found dribbling or oozing madness on public property, people often run in terror of it. It may attack anything that moves.
"Oh no, there`s a lancer on my car"
"Let`s just go honey.. We can always get a new car"
by Eligio July 27, 2004
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laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.
by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011
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Mitsubishi lancer

Mitsubishi Lancer, A crappy 4 cylinder for people who wish they could have brought an evo, most likely to be owned by the elderly and off duty police.
Ohh shit my shitbox Mitsubishi Lancer broke down again, I knew I shoulda brought an evo
by Starnoob February 13, 2019
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lance a boil

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself
She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."
by 22611 July 25, 2006
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The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise
You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.
by E-Dagget February 6, 2007
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Lance

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning
by her0vit September 8, 2007
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Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.
"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"
by Idna September 9, 2008
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