Goo Lag

When it takes a while for one to ejaculate. Not to be confused with gulag or goolag

"Dude, i experienced mad goo lag last night"

by Urmum Gai September 6, 2019

lag out

When an MMORPG game rudely logs you out due to a brief period of non-clicking.

I always lag out when I'm cybersexing with Dave!

by Hotty8 January 6, 2009

Brett Lag

The delay between the prompt from one person, such as a joke or question, and the other person's response.

John: I asked Brett how many pets he had today. It took him like 3 minutes to even say anything!
Jim: He must have been suffering from Brett Lag.

by mtm27 September 13, 2011

fun-lag

Resembling jet-lag, except that proximate cause is a string of late-night partying rather than a change in time zones.

"Why are you so tired? Did you go somewhere for spring break?"
"Nah, I was here, I'm just totally fun-lagged."

by BrendonD June 18, 2007

Kill-lag

When game plays perfectly, but suddenly lags for a split second, followed by death, in which could have been avoided if not for said lag

I only died because of kill-lag

Fucking kill-lag

by Lars Espen January 24, 2012

bat-lagged

The exhaustion you feel for several days after going to see 2 1/2 hours of batman: dark knight at midnight

Dark Knight was amazing! But dude I'm so tired, definitely bat-lagged

by darkroom09mayhem August 18, 2008

Net Lag

the sum of jet-lag-like symptoms caused by watching a series of matches (e.g. the FIFA World Cup) live, in the small hours of the night, due to major national time differences, over a period of days or weeks (with "net" referring to the net in soccer, or tennis, or volleyball, etc.)

There are still two late-night World Cup matches to watch! Football has caused me a lot of very late nights this month, and I'm blooming knackered, suffering from an acute case of "net lag"!

by Nicholas Warren July 7, 2006