Kristine Deguzman 

A female who wants to meet all your friends, and get them to join their army. They tend to use terms like why come and lqtm, and will ask you to guess what, only to say chicken butt.

Kristine Deguzman: "gues what?"
Me:"what?"
Kristine"Chicken butt!"
Me:"wow"
Kristine:"lqtm"

Kristine Deguzman by freezerframes October 24, 2008

kristiana 

Typically nice person who instead chooses to be a bit of a bitch. Pity eh.

Also a slang term meaning "itchy scrotum".

Goddamn it I have a mad as kristiana right now...!

kristiana by WeWillFightTheHeathens January 4, 2010

Kristin 

Kristin is dark, wears black, and has the best music taste. Kristin doesn't see the good in people. Kristin hates most social interaction and keeps to her self

kristin scares me with her darkness.

Kristin by iwinthenobelwar November 29, 2013

the kristin hand job 

a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.

"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"

"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"

the kristin hand job by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010

krystian 

A girl with an amaing personality and sexy body. loved by many but also a badd ass bitch at points and someone who will fuck u up if she needs too.but sometimes can be whore and do stupid shit. Also a major partyer

krystian, bottylish, crazy, alcoholic, partyer, big bitch, curvey

krystian by crazy bitch on top November 4, 2011

Kristina Bain 

An intelligent and sexy female with KINKY physical features. She's an extremely smart and sexy female with beauty like none other. She is funny and loves to laugh a lot. Nice, sweet, and BEAUTIFUL are words that go along with her name. Guys fall madly in love, head over heels for her and she attracts weird guys named Mackenzie who does absolutely everything for her

"OMG did you see Kristina Bain today she is soooo hot!!!"
"i Know right"

Kristina Bain by Someone who wants you December 23, 2011

Kristina wasted 

When you pass white girl wasted and pass out on your ex-husbands floor in your underwear while on your period after throwing up 3 times.

Hey girl, I was white girl wasted last night!

Nah, you were Kristina wasted.

Kristina wasted by Chargergirl August 27, 2017