knotted cream

when a persons pubic hair is knotted up due to the leakage of certain sexual fluids.

"Last night was the best shag i ever had, shame about my knotted cream! It hurts like hell to undo, next time i will tell him to cum inside me not over me"

"I left her wiv a knotted cream"

"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"

by Tinkerbell Marie W February 28, 2009

Shot Knot

a knot that forms where the doctor injected you with a shot

I went to the dr yesterday for my flu shot and ended up with a shot knot.

by tonystewart October 20, 2009

In Knots

The feeling you get when experiencing a strong emotion such as sadness, frustration or love. A sensation of there being a lump or 'knot' in your throat.

Jamie: OMFG. Michael proposed to me yesterday!
Caroline: Fo real? I can't even!
Jamie: I know! I was so choked up, my throat was literally In Knots!

by UrbanGh0st July 19, 2016

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

knotty head

Adj: Generic term for cheap wine. This is derived from the huge bottles (generally gallon sized) that K-Mart used to sell for $2-3 USD. These bottles had simulated grapes blown into the glass, after consuming this poison the person would have a huge hangover hence the term "Knotty head"

Fuck that shit i am going to fetch me some knotty head and get wasted!

by Scott Free June 3, 2006

knot hole

The condition when a woman's pubic hair is so mismanaged and overgrown that the knotted hair prevents entry.

Her pubic hair was so overgrown, I couldn't get in - I was cock blocked by the knot hole.

by wtai June 14, 2010

tag knot

a lump of hair attached to your arse matted up with shit tissue and fluf that is pulled off

i had a way big tag knot this morning

by depressed emo June 29, 2007