A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
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I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
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Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.
I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
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(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..
There is no area or country named Zealand
In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit
In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in
India
So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..
There is no area or country named Zealand
In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit
In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in
India
So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night
It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit
She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash
I even made a nice dressing.
Kiwi fruit
It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit
She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash
I even made a nice dressing.
Kiwi fruit
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New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
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