Keyboard

A device you use to commit crimes with

hey dawg, im gonna commit sum cybercrimez with my keyboard, u wana join in?

by LemyLemonLem March 12, 2025

Keyboard warrior

Bostin Loyd

BOSTIN LOYD IS A KEYBOARD WARRIOR

by Handle 2 April 9, 2021

Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Keyboard gangster

Big bad carinsy biyyy

Nothing but a keyboard gangster

by Imma get ya October 24, 2020

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by anonymous March 5, 2023