jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god

1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight

by Biggerdickthananyoneelse May 15, 2018

jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league

Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped

by Mikee Man September 16, 2021

jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 7, 2022

Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

Jonathan Gomez

Famous on TikTok, with almost 1 million followers, but it got banned, sadly.

Did you know that Jonathan Gomez got banned?

by DuaLipasHusband March 14, 2022

Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.

Jonathan India sucks so bad

by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023