dirty jaida

A dirty Jaida is someone who likes it hard but gentle. Although they seem like they’re a top, they’re actually a bottom and love it when you take charge in bed. They’re a bit shy but when you put them in the mood, they’re all over you. Give them the chance and they’ll give you the time of your life.

Jason: did you meet her last night
Greg: yes, she was a dirty Jaida and it was the best night of my life

by Jahfeaa April 14, 2020

Jordan'd

When you smack da hell outta someone

Damn Julius got Jordan'd

by Big Mac Davis October 18, 2008

jordan

a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl

wow, look at that jordan

by gobulls4432 September 24, 2011

jordan wright

A ginger prick. Usually found in the bins near mcdonalds. He is highly dangerous and has been known to infect people via anal rape with gingeritus.

Watch out man! It's a Jordan Wright! Stay away from the bins, that's his lair.

by sonicsimon June 9, 2014

jordan risko

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.

Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!

by Brette December 29, 2007

jordan

must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!

Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!

Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan

by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011

jordan

the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far

"I heard that guy got a 5star on Jordan"
"not even ES942 can full combo Jordan"

by Elliott Rudner May 15, 2007