Gatling Gun Circle Jerk

An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.

"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."

by A Very Concerned Avocado April 3, 2020

Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022

pound back jerk chicken

black people pounds on jerk chicken

“Sorry I’m not Chinese enough for you, but I never seen you pound back jerk chicken, last time I checked brody twreaks better than you”

by GinnyandHunterfight February 23, 2023

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

Jerk Trap

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.

Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.

by TheFiims June 3, 2011

Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

by raven4575 February 20, 2009