Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009

Jankee

She is the most gorgeous person ever. She is very calm and very bold. She knows what she wants and she gets it! She is most likely to be the best mother ever.

I wish I had moral values like a jankee

by Idk🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2021

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

jacked

stole

Hey, that bitch jacked my shitm took it straight from my locker.

by DarkNova December 12, 2001

blanket janker

of a person who steals all the blanks in bed.

Yo adrian you cant stay the night anymore, yous a blanket janker.

by katiekat10 October 9, 2008

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009