Jacket boner

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.

HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner

by connor holling September 12, 2019

Jacket potato

Female genitalia.

Would you like some pork in your jacket potato love?

by Maaklaar August 14, 2011

jacketing

to get a crusty/dirty/wet/all around rank jacket and pull it down over someone's head

'Whiteside gave Callum the jacketing of a lifetime.'

'Shit! I dropped my jacket in that muddy puddle. I guess i better use it to jacket someone!'

by codino July 20, 2008

Grandpa jacket

The sagging skin on a very old penis.

He spilled red wine all over his pants, and he went to take them off right there in the restaurant. Good thing he had a grandpa jacket so no one really saw his dong.

by grandpaJacket March 18, 2011

Italian Dining jacket

An Italian dining jacket is a term used for the overused nasty term "the wife beater". The Italian dining jacket is a thin white tank top, with a t-strap back and usually comes in a cotton small ribbed fabric.
This style usually worn by loud, fat, greasy Italian/ Portuguese/Spanish men who inhabit their front porches and wear mandles,this tank has recently been made popular by trendy hipster store American Apparel.
Also very stylish with wanna be gansters who listen to really bad hip hop from the Southern USA and steriod taking meatheads that inhabit the gym and try to pick up chicks.

Look at that fat sweaty man in the restaurant wearing the Italian dining jacket.

by Shawesome March 31, 2009

pink jacket

pink jacket is when your having anal sex and you hit the receiver in the head so they pass out (alot like donkey punch) so their ass relaxes and you pull your dick out but when you do you pull some off their large intestines out this giving the cone shaped jacket aka the pink jacket

anal sex that screws up your partners bum and creates a pink jacket from their large intestine

by razzatazza January 11, 2008

track jacket

A stylish thin coat associated with track and field characterized by a zipper, clean designer lines, long sleeves, usually made from polyester. Trendy track Jackets are usually associated with the youthful sports, trip-hop, lounge, old school hip hop, electronica, graphic design and alternative street scenes. These jackets are not made for extreme temperatures. They run anywhere from 20 to 100 dollars.

Those adidas track jackets with the 3 strips down the arms are awesome!

by eazy-x January 10, 2008