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Selma, Iowa

The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.
I was driving by Selma, Iowa and I blinked and I missed all the fun.
by selmalover123 May 3, 2011
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E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Iowa State University

Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.

Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
by Odysseus14 April 4, 2009
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Ion Cannon

A gdi superweapon developed in cnc 1. It reportedly blasted kane's temple of nod in the first war. In the 2nd war, its power increased a bit but wasn't important story wise. In the 3rd war, one blast can wipe out almost anything. and it looks pretty to see when it begins to vaporize and enemy position.
In Tiberian Sun, an ion cannon can destroy an obelisk of light in one shot. In Tiberium Wars, it can destroy the obelisk of light AND anything in a significant radius.
by blitz567 April 12, 2007
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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Iola, Kansas

A shit town in Southeast Kansas. In this shit town is a community college called Allen County Community College. It is the cheapest college you can get without fucking someone important. But, there is El Charro, a very delicious Mexican restaurant. The finest of dining in all of southeast Kansas. Get the Jalisco Special.
Brett "I went to Iola, Kansas today."

Nick "What a shit-fuck town."

Brett "I know, but that El Charro is fucking delicious."

Nick "Yeah."
by WonderBrett February 20, 2009
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