Heffort

A standard unit of measurement equal to the amount of effort Hugh Hefner must put into acquiring new romantic interests.

Also useful for measuring the work done by an atomic nucleus on captured electrons, with a Hydrogen-1 atom exerting approximately 1.43 KHefforts per second.

Nerd 1: I wonder how much work it takes to lift this pebble from the ground up onto this wall? This seems like an interesting problem to occupy our superior minds!

Nerd 2: Not likely. The problem is so simple. Assuming a weight of thirty grams, and a height of approximately one meter, the answer clearly comes to 1.35 x 10^43 Hefforts.

by offtheball June 23, 2010

Heffur

1. The name of a baby cow.

2. The nickname you give to a fat person.

examples:
1. awh that heffur is so adorable !!

2. Jill: "dude, look at that heffur."
Tiffany: "dang, she ate that whole thing of fried chicken !!"

by helladumblonde December 29, 2010

Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.

Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."

by ykayfields May 28, 2011

Hoeffer

Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.

Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"

by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014

Herfel

A word in Shrevlonkan word that means vagina.

I ate that herfel like a boss!

by swaggy123456543234567654345678 October 10, 2016

haffenin

When you be haffen to do sumthin.

Sometimes it won't load for me, so I be haffenin to back out of it.

by We_b_foopin February 5, 2018

Heifersexual

A male that prefers intimate relationships with physically large women.

So, it seems that Gilford has made the transition to heifersexual, have you seen the size of his new girlfriend?

by markalodian June 2, 2018