Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"
"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
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Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.
Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."
by Dong Chung July 17, 2013
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Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020
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hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 16, 2008
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hammer drill

A sex move involving intense thrusting.
Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.
by Drchoco September 06, 2017
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Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
by JHigity December 06, 2019
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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