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Guitarist's Nipple

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.
"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."
by dr.teets September 19, 2012
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guitarist

a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily
'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'
by anony mouse July 4, 2004
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Guitar Hero

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 4, 2009
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guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.
That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.
by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007
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guitarheroing

dude im busy, im currently guitarheroing.

what did yu do last night? I was guitarheroing on expert.

me and my friends had a guitarheroing compition. I beat them cus I can play on expert

whats up? nuthin im just guitarheroing
by Jessi­Cuh March 22, 2008
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Guitarscrollitis

The name for what happens after staring at the TV playing Guitar Hero, then looking at another object and seeing the illusion of things moving up and down.
"Dude after i played guitar hero i got Guitarscrollitis, it looked like my tv was flying up in the air!"
by Jayinasia January 1, 2009
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guitarstudesque

(Noun) - A person who is among the greatest of guitarists, nearing the guitar skill of Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Jeff Loomis, inter alia.
"I am a guitarstudesque... the great of them all."
by tonytheshreddingtiger January 21, 2009
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