by ali g May 13, 2005
Get the gimon mug.A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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Denim on denim. Namely a denim jacket coupled with denim pants. The jacket can be worn buttoned or unbuttoned but buttoned looks more official.
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