grank

Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.

"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"

by Magaz May 9, 2007

grink

Verb, portmanteau of "green ink (letter)". Used to describe the act of writing an aggrieved complaint letter or e-mail, usually to the media and always by someone emotionally damaged or just plain insane. So called because such letters are, according to urban legend, frequently written using green ink.

When I wrote that piece about asylum seekers I got severely grinked by a retired army major from Tunbridge Wells.

by TortZilla December 14, 2010

Grink

Grink: A drink of green tea.
A combination of the words "Green" and "Drink".
Yep.

Holy fuck, my Grink is still boiling hot.

by spiritMSTR June 21, 2008

Grunked

Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.

Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night

James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!

Mike - i must have been grunked!

by KiezaJ October 4, 2010

Grunkie

A very grotesque person; gross+chunky

You're Grunkie

by Washed up sloth October 13, 2015

grunka

When you cry and wank at the same time.

"Ahh i didn't get any girl tonight again" Response: "Well then just go grunka bro"

by juliandm March 22, 2017

Grunked

When you accidentally nut while you are talking to friends or family

“Shit I’ve just Grunked myself”

by Willbo baggings February 19, 2018