Magaz's definitions

Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"

I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!

by Magaz July 23, 2009

grank

Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.

"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"

by Magaz May 9, 2007

splem

the combination of both male and female sexual fluids.

"There is splem all over the bed"

by magaz March 17, 2007

Kachow

used to describe lightning in a conversation

"did you see that lightning storm last night? it went KACHOW right past my hosue!"

by Magaz May 9, 2008

grift

The art of cupping a fart with your hand and placing it in someones face "grifting" see also "cupcake"

Oh man, I just grifted gloria, she's gonna be smelling ass for hours!

by Magaz June 29, 2009

Manhattan Steamer

Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.

I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!

by Magaz November 4, 2012