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Grease lightning 

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.
Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore
Grease lightning by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017

Grease Missile 

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.
“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.

kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits
Damn, I have kitten grease,

monkey grease 

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!
monkey grease by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

on the grease 

prison term:

on bad terms with,
in a feud with,
John's on the grease with the yard gang.
on the grease by Fred Sailer October 23, 2008
Petroleum based pomade used to style the hair. Favoured less in recent times due to all manner of modern waxes, hairsprays amd gels but still de rigeur amongst the swing, rockabilly, and greaser fraternities.
Can be used to create anything from a slicked back 1920s look to a 1950's pompadour.
Have you got any grease? I'm going Lindy Hopping tonight and I want my pomp to look right.
grease by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006