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governmently

Wow governor Mike is governmently today
by Moneyshot1234 July 12, 2017
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Government

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.
A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?
by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021
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Government sponsored terrorists

“Government sponsored terrorists” was created by the well known Men’s Equal Rights activist & Show Host Tommy Sotomayor (TJSKOC)

Generational welfare recipients that believe being on government assistance is not only a way of life but a goal. Once they move into an area they bring down property values, destroy neighborhoods, are untrained destructive people that only exist so their single mother could get welfare benefits.
Man, I’m moving the hell out of this area as soon as possible. These government sponsored terrorists are doing daily driveby’s robbing everyone & have destroy everything around here. The property value has plummeted because of them.
by SotoNation March 11, 2023
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Shadow government

Oh boy I wonder who THAT could possibly be!? Oh! Wait! The church! The religious institutions!
A retard "But I'm religious! The church can't be a shadow government!"

Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"

A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"

Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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government

Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything
Yo let’s raid Area 51

Yo chill the government is watching
by Mister I don’t know July 30, 2019
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Government

A trash system set to brainwash its people and make it believe that global warming doesn't exist.
by yellowfoureyes November 12, 2017
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Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.
I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.
by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018
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