golden guzzle

While getting a blowjob from a prostitute, you urinate into her mouth instead of ejaculating.

The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.

by dumbazz September 15, 2009

Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011

Golden Buffalo

The act of using a yellow ear of corn as an anal plug during sex. The ruggedness of the corn adds that extra layer of pleasure upon insertion as well as mid coitus.

Man I was having the best golden buffalo sex last night with this sloot then we finished and she ate it!

by Stelios Theophanous November 12, 2012

golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :

You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.

by Whizz211 January 17, 2014

Golden Blizzard

When someone has their tongue stuck to a pole and you take a piss in their mouth

When Jeremy encountered Marvin he laughed and gave him a golden blizzard instead of helping him

by The Vacuum September 27, 2014

Golden Friendy

The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.

Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"

Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"

Friend: "savage"

Other friend: "yeah"

by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016

Golden Getaway

After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.

Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?

Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.

Savage, nice save.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016