God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016

God

The guy you kick out of your life until you get screwed.

God is real.

by Lil yacht October 5, 2020

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

God

Someone named Blake

Look at Blake over there isn’t he a literal god yes indeed he is

by God literal Jesus November 12, 2020

God

God is the beginning and the end the alpha and Omega the father to the fatherless

God is my father

I love God

I want to know God

by Kingngotit November 28, 2016

God

Memeulous

God wears shades and a bandana

by Pie face showdown January 19, 2020

God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018