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sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010
mugGet the sock glovemug.

Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.
Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!
by Yesca747 August 7, 2023
mugGet the Glove Lovemug.

Buzz Glove

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.
Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!

John- Bro i have to drive tonight

Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!

John- Sweet lets do this!!
by Tblumps January 4, 2011
mugGet the Buzz Glovemug.

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
by Bemining December 12, 2018
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no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
mugGet the no glove, no lovemug.

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.
I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.
by Boxing buff November 20, 2013
mugGet the bring your boxing glovesmug.

double glove

In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.
Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?

Venesa: Sure!

Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.
by gazellien February 28, 2019
mugGet the double glovemug.

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