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Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.
by Sifi999 November 3, 2021
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spaceman gloves

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves
by huhter November 19, 2021
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Glove Slaw

glove and prespective are the slaw.
My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.
by JSalt October 4, 2021
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Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021
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emo gloves

look it’s emo gloves!”
by annoyingperson September 22, 2021
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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VR gloves

vr gloves are a alternative to using controllers for your vr headset they are a pair of gloves that have a small battery and they connect to your vr headset these gloves have loads of littles sensors navigating your every hand movement
i put on the vr gloves and then the head set started to track my hands
by joe among January 11, 2022
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