gaffke

The sexiest man in the world who lures all the black chick's to him. With a tongue game so strong its amazing. And his dick game is immaculate. He will love you but also be the best sex ever. Don't lose this man be loyal

Damn that gaffke is hot

by Maxelrem February 6, 2022

Gaff

Primarily used by scousers(citizens of Liverpool), to describe a gathering in which friends come together to consume drugs.

Get to ar's for a gaff, got the lemo (cocain) on route.

by LBM123456 March 18, 2022

Gaffo'd

Unprepared and absolutely fucked.

I used to be a spud farmer, but then I gaffo'd it and they sacked me

by Islidewayz March 19, 2022

glarff

A stupid way to say "I do not support freedom"

Ratking783: glarff!!

by Gregs one Working Man March 27, 2022

Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

GLAF

Giggling like a faggot

My friend just said something so funny that I’m now GLAF

by Holdingfolderemails June 12, 2022