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Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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GARRATH

Garrath Davis was a young athletic genius. He knew everything about everything! He was a follower of Christ, who had the strength of Job. He was an Amazing football player and body builder. He was diagnosed with the most painful type of cancer anyone could ever have (in 2021) but he fought like a warrior. As the days and months passed things would always progressively get worse for him health wise but yet his faith in God only grew stronger. Garrath fought for 13 long months. He went from being a completely healthy 5.0 gpa body builder and football player- to being extremely ill, but that never got in the way of him thanking God for everything he still had. He would say “ If I lost everything, Id still have everything, because I have God.” He was an ANGEL, a GENIUS, a TWO HANDED GAMER, A 19 YEAR OLD PSYCHIATRIST, PHILOSOPHER and the most amazing person you could ever meet. He is said to be called 2022s disciple of Christ sent straight from heaven. Dr. GARRATH RANDOLPH DAVIS!

01/31/2002 - 02/21/2022
I WISH TO HAVE THE STRENGTH OF GARRATH!
HE HAD THE PATIENCE OF JOB AND THE STRENGTH OF GARRATH.

HAVE THE BRAINS OF GARRATH.
BE MORE LIKE GARRATH!
by Randolphana September 24, 2022
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garrett

a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)
"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"
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Garrett Wilson

Him
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Garrett

The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.
You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!

You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.
by Randomnamelist69 December 9, 2022
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Garrett

The most gayest person you’ll ever meet. Preferably towards Davids.
Garrett: Hey daddy how are ya?
David: Ooh baby
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Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.
by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022
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