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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
by ABN October 5, 2004
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fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.
"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.
by Mooderator September 4, 2007
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Fucker Fuck

1. An expression of discontent when not direct toward anyone.

2. To call some annoying asshole.

3. When someone screws you over, by having sex with your girlfriend while your mother watches and then joins. If he only has sex with your mother he will be fettered to as a, 'motherfucker'. Regardless if your girlfriend watches the sex.

4. When saying goodbye to someone you are upset with.
1. After slamming your finger in the door, "Fucker FUCK that hurt."

2. After someone slams your finger in the door, "What the Hell you Fucker Fuck!"

3. After someone slams your girlfriend and mother from the back at the same time: "You had sex with my girlfriend and my mother you Fucker Fuck!"

4. "Have a nice day Fucker Fuck"
by FuckerFuck4Life September 1, 2011
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fickey

"OMG is that a hickey on your face!?"
"...it's called a FICKEY, JANICE!"
"....sure, Jan."
by eigthnote March 20, 2016
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Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018
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fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity too bad.
It's fucken shit you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.
by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017
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fucker down

The term fucker down is used to fuck someone off but in a positive manner, so that the person receiving the sign knows that you mean "fuck you" but as a joke instead of an insult.
When you fucker down someone you flip the person off but the protruding finger must face downwards towards the floor instead of facing upwards, to the sky.
Bro, you're shit at skating and your googen sack reeks, said Tom as he chuckled.
Man, fuck you, replied Tom's friend , Tyron, whiles simultaneously fucker downing Tom, as his hand balled up with nothing but his middle finger protruding downwards, towards the floor.
by DJ.shay October 19, 2017
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