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old growth forest

1. pubic hair that has not been trimmed or maintained.
2. Scary part of the woods in fairy tales.
I went down on this girl and I ran into the old growth forest. That shit needs to be fixed.

I wonder if she's sporting a landing strip, bald eagle, or old growth forest?
by HUTCH January 12, 2004
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forest of dean

A slang term for females vagina and/or pubic hair
I met him round the back of the chemistry lab so he could tocuh my forest of dean
by Kel B July 27, 2006
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foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
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foreskin

The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
by Bobolovski December 9, 2008
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foresight

Foresight.
A slight look into the future of a possibilty to come...
Used in a sentence: My names Kerry and in my foresight is the possibility of going to Groovin the moo festival...
This term is often used when the person is undecided in what they want to do as there probably a spoon
Used in a sentence: My names Kerry and in my foresight is the possibility of going to Groovin the moo festival...
by ikepod March 19, 2014
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Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.
That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.
by You Con Ho September 7, 2013
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Forescarf

A prominent fashion scarf worn around the neck that resembles the foreskin on a man's penis because it is more loose and bulky compared to the rest of the wearer's clothing, and because of the way that it conceals the entire neck and chest, and sometimes even part of the face. A forescarf usually has a color or texture that contrasts starkly with the rest of the wearer's outfit. A forescarf can be any scarf with the aforementioned characteristics, but an example of a forescarf is the "infinity scarf" popular in women's fashion clothing.
I didn't recognize her until she retracted her forescarf. She should keep her forescarf peeled back so that people know who she is.
by ÜberSasquatch October 27, 2013
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