When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.
At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
by Caleb_DeBrusk September 10, 2020
Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 01, 2018
(n) A rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross asses.
Philly was doing his 'Ace Ventura' bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. You should have seen the gigantic cloud of ass dust that exploded out of it.
by wilsonhenderson January 19, 2010
by Cody May 23, 2004
A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.
by Mike McG July 04, 2008
When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
by Naws!!! April 17, 2016
1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.
2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
by jj1221 October 22, 2009