footballers

someone typiccaly a male that playes football
is considerd a footballer

omg look at all the hottt footballers!!!!!

by nichole101 June 16, 2007

God Of Football

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano is the greatest player in football history and has been named the God of Football for all he has done, more than anyone ever did in Football history.

God of football means being the greatest player in football history which is what cristiano is

by Dontizzy12 October 3, 2020

football hipster

A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.

Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?

Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!

by jarraj November 22, 2013

Football Head

Round, bald headed ugly looking mofo

Leon has a football head

by Football Head October 20, 2008

NCAA Football 09 noob

Anyone who uses Florida, West Virginia, or Ohio State in an xbox live ranked match. Its only noobish to use Ohio State if you use terrell pryor.

Frikin NCAA Football 09 Noob, fuck you for using florida.

by hawkjp7 November 1, 2009

football

A popular sport in which men in tight pants and cups around their penises tackle and spank each other.

Chad spanked Patrick after he was tackled by the other team during the football game.

by Tyler P. February 26, 2008

soccer(football)

the best sport in the world! better than hockey, football(NFL), and any other sport u can think of.

Jepordy host: For 300 dollars, and a chance to move into the Finals, what is the best sport in the world?
Bob: What is soccer?
Jepordy host: Well done! Congradulations!

by Katie June 14, 2004