Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.

Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.

by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013

flabergasted

anger
feeling a sense of anger that you cannot put into words because you also have feelings of numbness at the same time. You also feel disapointed.

I was so flabergasted after my boyfriend broke up with me I couldnt move; I sunk down in my chair and just stayed still thinking.

by Bruiser is Airbourne January 11, 2008

flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008

flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'

by Gregoregory November 18, 2007

Flave

Given as a complement about your girlfriend. It comes from flavor, meaning that the girl is sweet, nice or is pleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a friends girlfriend.

Ron: Hey have you seen my flave?
Rick: I haven't seen your girlfriend. I wish I had a flave like yours Ron.
Ron: Thanks bro.

by DJ 4NZick December 20, 2008

Flavor in your ear

1) Something that sounds pleasant to the ear

2) Iserting a penis in someone's ear.

1) You heard that new Craig Mack track? That shit was flavor in your ear.

2) Me and my bitch were fucking and I put some flavor in that bitches ear.

by Ajsehzlzey June 3, 2011

Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009