A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.
Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.
Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.
Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.
Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.
Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.
Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪
Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.
Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.
Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.
Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.
Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.
Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪
Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
Get the Flat 7mug. by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017
Get the Flat Canoemug. 
I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
Get the I'm Flatmug. by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
Get the Flat whitemug. The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.
Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.
You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.
You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
Get the Flat earthermug. The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck
by Supreme Boi February 6, 2017
Get the Flat pedalsmug.