Flat Face

Derogatory term regarding those suffering from mental retardation (particularly, Down Syndrome). In reference to the flatness of their faces.

Ben: Oi! Mate! Did you see that Flat Face?
Tim: Yea, he was a right mong!

by Bedun August 23, 2011

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

Flat Rock

A very small town in southeastern Michigan that has a total area of only 6.8 miles. For a very small town it is actually pretty busy on Telegraph road where their are a variety of fast food restaurants and the Flat Rock Speedway and a bowling alley, it also has a driving school where most of the crappy drivers in wayne and monroe county learn to drive. It also has an abandoned K-mart which looks like hell with weeds growing all over the damn place. The high school is a small school full of white trash, wiggers, blacks, and emo's. And when I say emo's I mean emo's just a ton of them. So to put it simply Flat Rock is a very small town with many residents below the poverty level and very odd kids.

Kid: "Hey look at those weird emo kids walking down the street"

Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.

by downriversmellz July 12, 2009

flat-chested

A girl with absolutely no boobs who often likes to pack her bra to make it seem different

this chick i know ASHLEY

by Martin Lawrence March 19, 2004

flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.

a religious person is a flat earther.

by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

Flat Peak

A chav hat where the peak has to be completely flat, otherwise the chav will "Merk" you if you bend it. The sticker of "New Era" is often left on most of them, if not all of them.

Chav 1: Nah mate, check dat flat peak!
Chav 2: Man dats nuthin, I've got an NY one at home.

by Baggaz January 9, 2009