Flachop

Fla-Chop: The onomatopoeic word/noise for one's penis makes when hitting bare flesh/skin. Quite often associated with Dick Slap, Teabag or Smurf.

Note: Penis may have to be hard to produce a satisfying sound!

Guy lifts penis and drops it on to females face "FLACHOP"

by Defibs January 1, 2011

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

flash banger

Someone in Call Of Duty: Black Ops that throws multiple flash grenades in a row to make sure they get a succesful kill. Also the second most annoying thing to noob tubers.

Jaxx43: yo theres a flash banger that has Scavenger Pro on.
Nice_Raccks: im about to leave the game. Plus thers a noob tuber on his team, im loggin out.
Jaxx43: no wait!!!!
*Nice_Raccks logs out of PSN*

by Jazzy 132 April 29, 2011

Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.

Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!

by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011

Flash the BIOS

After being shot-down, a patron at a bar or club combines GHB or roofies with complimentary alcoholic beverages on their target to induce a sudden loss of memory, resulting in a fresh opportunity to score.

Jon: Yo dude, did Sally finally let you bang her last night!?

Tom: Yeah, sorta... I had to flash the BIOS, but it was totally worth it!

by 312steve October 26, 2012

Flash Your Feathers

To show off one superiority to others.

To assert ones dominance.

Man, Mr. Brown really flashed his feathers today when Charlie talked during class.

Mom, you don't need to flash your feathers. Dad already knows you call the shots.

by Awesome Possym June 21, 2013

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013