Flapping Your Wing

Masturbating... While thinking about/addicted to the game Flappy Bird.

Me: Are you flapping your wing tonight?
Boyfriend: I might. I don't know. I have to be in the mood to play the game in order to.
Me: Ah. That sucks.

by FlappybirdRFun February 1, 2014

Flapping

the act of female masturbation combined with the sound of fap. A combination of flick and fap.

"Hey, what sound does a girl masturbating sound like?" "Oh dude definitely flapping."

by royalbiznitch April 19, 2015

flapjacked

When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.

*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.

by SpartanCinema March 25, 2016

flapped

when you're queuing for a game of cs and your mate flaps the queue

ffs flappa we got flapped again!

by Sahmed! November 10, 2018

Flapjack

When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.

Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted

by pollo122 December 11, 2018

Flappergasted

When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.

This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...

by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021

Pipe Flapp'n

The loose hanging of the male genitals

"He ran across the football field bare-assed, pipe flapp'n"

"After he banged his girl, he went to get some milk, pipe flapp'n"

by Abrenoch October 30, 2007