pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005

filter

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

by motavator1312131 December 30, 2014

filth

F.I.L.T.H. = Failed In London Try Hong Kong

That piece of filth you hired couldn't get a job cleaning toilets in London!

by [e-mail] July 21, 2006

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

Filthy Fuentes

To eat something that makes you sick, then shart while puking.

Liz ate some bad Jambalaya and then she laid down a heinous Filthy Fuentes.

by Nambla Rob April 21, 2006

filthy pussy

Although most common in prostitution rings, the fithy pussy consists of a "strung-out" vagina, it often resembles the sleeve of a wizard. STD's are also a notable characteristic.

Ant: Dudeeeeee that girl Michelle is bangin!
Nick: Nah chill man, I heard she has a filthy pussy.

Michelle: I DO NOT!

by Meesheepooantmarc January 21, 2009

filthy ronald

When the dominant male uses trickery and deception to convince their prey to peer bending over into a waste disposal container, then proceeds to "Filthy the Ronald" (also known as plugging the poop pipe). With each pelvic thrust, the head of the aforementioned Ronald that is being filthied, strikes the inner side of the waste depository.

"dude, anton clifford, theres 20$ in theat garbage can over there!"
"really?"
"yea"
as anton clifford looks for it he gets a filthy ronald.

by bert_fegg May 31, 2004