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MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.
"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
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Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011
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Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
by 00Hes February 6, 2010
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Facebook

A website some people are highly addicted to
man#1:ow many hours have you benn on facebook today,you look tired
man#2:10 why?
by guyofgisbourne December 7, 2009
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Facebook Poet

A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:

1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)

2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.

3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.

A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.
Examples of a Facebook poet:

John Smith is ready to PAR TAY

John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish

John Smith <3
by SWaulkeer January 25, 2010
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facebook fan-addict

A facebook fan-addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single fan page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming fans of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason facebook fan-addicts might join such pages is because the fan page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these pages on facebook require that a user first become a fan in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the fan-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the fan page in order to see the content.

A facebook fan-addict is easy to spot. On a regular user's account, a notification will appear once a friend has joined a group. If that particular friend has become a fan of a page, "along with 38 other profiles", then that friend is most likely a facebook fan-addict.

There are no known cures for facebook fan-addiction. The best a fan-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a fan of anymore pages. The current limit for fan pages that a single user can have is around 2000. After that, a fan-addict faces 2 difficult choices: give up becoming a fan of pages, or remove themselves from some of their fan pages in order to make room to become a fan of other pages.
Bob: "Hello Joe. Have you seen Bill anywhere? I haven't seen him for a few days."

Joe: "I heard Bill has become a facebook fan-addict. All he does now is stay up in his room searching through facebook for pages he can become a fan of."
by Big-O-392 April 12, 2010
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Facebook Loud

adj. to be loud only on facebook, while quiet in real life. Similar to keyboard warrior
"Wait, I know her."
"Nah, she's only facebook loud."
by KiraLunar April 30, 2010
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