erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020

Erection juice

An alternative word for cum which is a substance that comes out of your sexual organs caused by achieving maximum happiness and satisfaction.

A put my erection juice all over her face

by COOCHIE MAINE February 28, 2021

electionist

A man or a woman leaning left that routinely interfere with elections.

Hillary Clinton is quite the electionist.

by missed_nfo July 14, 2021

Election Integrity

A commitment to overturn an election, or make it more difficult for certain constituencies to vote, when the election doesn't go the way you planned.

The Democrats clearly stole that election! That's the only way we could have lost! We need candidates who will stand up for election integrity.

by Tiresias Bluestone February 15, 2022

election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day

"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."

by ezterbro December 19, 2022

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013