Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

epicerest

a word to describe the severity of the punishment for burdening the lives of young america

helena's payback was epicerest

by BIGturbansAREbetter June 19, 2010

Epic Juice

Epic to the point of needing a juice named after it.

Person 1: Dude! I just won 2 front row tickets off the radio!

Person 2: Epic Juice man! Take me!

by IamAnEvilLittleGirl November 7, 2010

epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.

person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge

by jessiedame March 13, 2011

Epic Lee-ahhf

Another way of saying "Epic Fail"
For people smart who realise how god damn annoying that statment actually is, say it backwards!
If you replace fail with Lee-ahhf you are different from the rest, and therefore you are more awesome in general.

my wormy tail got trodden on today and i bailed big time. EPIC LEE-AHHF!

by Nacho Whillsbury. May 8, 2011

Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.

GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.

by Dasage November 13, 2011

Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win

He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.

by audio douchebag March 25, 2012