Epic Gamer

1. A gamer with way too much time on their hands.
2. A gamer who just did an epic thing on whatever game they are playing, who is therefore called an epic gamer.
3. An 11-year-old tryhard who just got to level 10 on Roblox Jailbreak.

Donnie: I don't believe it! I just got 10 Victory Royales on FortNite in a row!
Friend1: That's an Epic Gamer move right there.

by The_Random_Dicthead January 15, 2019

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

Epic Department

gang shit

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Gary: Hey Mark!
Mark: Epic Department dream game forge and the crucible まだ何もなかった時、Silver2401神は天と地を造りました
Gary: fuck off

by nintendojuice980 October 30, 2022

Epic laugh

A laugh in which causes all people around the person who is laughing, to start laughing because of how horrible the persons laugh is.

My friend did Epic laugh yesterday, I loved it and hated it at the same time.

by murri-isms June 12, 2021

Quite Epic

The most handsome, pretty, beautiful and generous person ever. Tho he is kind hearted he is quite poor so he should be given some tickets. Also Mizuhara best girl <3. He is called epic for short

Katsu: "Quite Epic or epic is so hot. I want to give him tickets"
Khun: "me too"

by Quite Epic March 6, 2023

epic sandwich

epic sandwich i a sandwich that is so good its epic

dude i just ate a epic sandwich

by Nerdwastaken April 2, 2021

Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.

GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.

by Dasage November 13, 2011