Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

Ellyyse

A wannabe autistic fucktard

Yano that ellyyse yeah she’s arh a wanna be autistic fucktard

by Biglonganecdote January 31, 2020

Earlymothersday

On this day you make your mom a breakfast or but buy her a gift to show your love and appreciation this is just a grater to show you love your mother and thank her.

Earlymothersday support

by Old wise rat April 21, 2020

Elly

Elly is the biggest bitch alive!

“Omg there goes Elly, hide!”

by Melstarx June 11, 2020

early corona

𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥. referring to the first few weeks/months of the Covid19 pandemic.

Remember when that guy spazzed at Walmart? That was like Early Corona, we didn't even have to wear masks yet.

by Marica Linn July 20, 2020

Early afternoon

The early hours the sun is in mid-sky, so from about 11am-1pm.

Wow, I can't belive it's so hot already and it's only early afternoon.

by TheW3 September 13, 2020

Ellyssa

Ellyssa is a funny,smart and energetic girl, she can be a lot some times and might even be toxic at some points but she will always come through and be a good friend.

wow she’s energetic and funny. That’s defo a ellyssa.

by Shawtyyyybaeee_ December 19, 2020