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gout'em

1. To be stricken by every minorities worst nightmare, better known as The Gout, leading to being bed-ridden and not able to do activities such as basketball, walking, driving, etc.

2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.

3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
Hanz: You hear about how Mr. 48 couldn't play in the game due to his gouty arthritis in his big toe?

Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!

Hanz: Haha F his life!

Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!
by real_rodsizzler November 12, 2009
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Show 'em my toolbox

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.
My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.
by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009
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Saw Em' Off

"Saw Varsity's Horns Off" A verse from the Aggie War Hymn sung at Texas A&M Football Games, Midnight Yell Practice, other sports outings refers to defeating the Texas Longhorns, who use a Longhorn steer as their mascot. There is also a swaying motion that the crowd does where the row puts there arms around each other's backs and all sway left and right. The whole stadium does this during the End Of the Aggie War Hymn.
Us Aggs are going to saw em' off tonight! Aaaaaa Whoooop!
by Darth Baker July 11, 2017
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take em off

A sexy way to tell a person to take off their clothes.
Come on baby, take em off.
by traxxdaone February 8, 2021
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Get ‘em up

To engage in a fight.
You keep talking smack, you must wanna get ‘em up or something.
by athena411 March 20, 2021
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Souped em

When you get someone all excited for no reason but in reality you was dead cappin.
Yo Rodney I think FedEx left some equipment for you out front! Really? Thanks buddy I’ll go check.

Souped em!!! (There’s actually nothing out front)
by Vic and Elby November 10, 2021
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Send em' to the zoo

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.
Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?

Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
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