scotty doesn't know

a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.

"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"

by lauren July 1, 2004

doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).

You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

by pentozali January 18, 2009

Domestic Partnership

a relationship status on Facebook that actually just means that you're living with someone but you're not romantically linked to said person. it's kind of dumb.

i'm in a domestic partnership with my best friend Jen.

by not that bitch March 3, 2011

Bob Doles

Impotence; inability to get or sustain an erection. From former senator Bob Dole's admissions to erectile "difficulties" while commercial spokesman for Viagra.

I wanted to tap this hoochie yesterday but got the bob doles when I saw that hairy vag.

Or

I was so drunk I got the bob doles and couldn't perform.

by YupJimmy1 December 30, 2005

Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Gross Domestic Product

an estimate of the market value of all final goods and services newly produced in the formal economy

I saw you ruttin' on my GDP!

by tfdxvgjm May 21, 2001