dingle dick

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.

shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!

by justin May 13, 2005

dingle berries

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

dinglefruit

(see:"dingleberry")
like dingleberries stuck in your anal shrubery, dinglefruits are the size of your head and smell like peaches.

"Hey mom get the hedge clippers i gotta pick off my dinglefruit from my anal bush. Did you say why? Its because i can't wipe my own fucking ass you cum-guzzling queen.

by Lamp Shade FUNK September 2, 2003

dingle berries

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

by gaybe May 14, 2003

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

Dingle

A dingle is when you hurt/crash/injure yourself or something else. E.g if you go down a fire slide and break your leg this is a dingle. Another example is when you have a car crash this is called a dingle, NOT a bingle - what a bitch whoever said that! In summary, my parents ruined my life & made me a laughing stock because its definently a dingle not a bingle.

"I havta go see Rob (hot physio) cos i dingled my leg"

hahahahahaha!

by slye123 March 17, 2011

Dinglecherry

A woman who wipes her ass upwards after taking a dump. Thus smearing feces on her genetalia.

After going to the public restroom, Kayla had dinglecherries because she used her hand to wipe her anus.

by bukkakegod April 30, 2003